I’m going to start calling my friends at 4 in the morning, say “trust call” and hang up.

Disliking things makes you better than other people!

I want to buy a rake

and keep it in my dorm so

every year

when the leaves fall i’ll go outside

and rake piles and sleep

in them and they will call me rake man

or leaves guy

A study of every near death experience that Hitler ever survived 

Roses are plants

Violets are plants

I wish everyone would go away

Down the street from my house, I ran into a pie shop that sells hypnotic pies. Isn’t that crazy, you guys?

Roses are red

Violets are too

Everything is red

I have a cut on my forehead that wont stop bleeding everywhere 

Who likes to play dressup and wants dumb tattoos

and other people seem much more concerned with that than I am or they should be with their own lives. I’m just saying. Being that high, mighty, and judgmental must be totally exhausting. 

I should get paid.

North Carolina is still not done being a piece of shit state. 

(Source: the-fiction-of-the-fix)

Stitching and patching and making a new shirt.

Hopefully I can make enough patches to cover the whole thing but this is way more time consuming than I had hoped. 

I’m sorry my blog

has not been a lot

of fun

        lately

I feel weird

Can’t grow a beard

these are

       facts

Wind…

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am so bad at getting people to hang out with me
This is why I don’t try 

I’m not responding to your message directly because I have friends that are ten times the person you could ever dream to be and it would be a pitty to allow a comment from a slug like you to come even close to hurting them.

You are a small, empty shell of a person. You did succeed in disgusting me. So you can be proud of that I guess.

I come home to my roommate blasting dubstep which is always something I can hear from the hall and as soon as I do, my insides just start hurting and I think I cry a little and and and and

Anyway, I took this video because he didn’t know I was there and I like to have fun.